he was asked how Asian men look so good getting out of the shower
sweet baby jesus
omfg this gif is the answer for everything
"how are you?"
"did you get a good grade?"
"how’s your romantic life?"
how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?
on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
"Do what you must, for I have already won."
'Tis a big and beautiful world. Most of us live and die in the same corner where we were born and never get to see any of it. I don't want to be most of us.
FUCK YEAH TEDDY ROOSEVELT TURNT UP AT WORLD CUP WUUUT
when will it end
he is neither of those